istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath, via gnarly)

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad, via ohikaitlyn)

neptunain:

the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me

(via l0nelywhale)

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

image

(via gnarly)

"But why isn’t Lizzie McGuire on Netflix yet?"
- like freaking everyone (via theroboking)